Hero Killer: A LitRPG Adventure (Neverstone Book 2) by Ned Caratacus
Author:Ned Caratacus [Caratacus, Ned]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Aethon Books
Published: 2021-11-22T16:00:00+00:00
Mark Schalden, Imp City Economics Review, October 5210
Needless to say, the gated community of Chatterwood Creek Glen Hills Dale Estates (thatâs CGHDE, mind you) was a bit of a mixed bag. Still, every house was passably nice from the outside. The lawns were kept a brilliant lime green year-round, but the names of the chemicals responsible for such a thing had been stricken from the public record.
A mismatched grid of warring housing authorities patrolled the streets in armored golf carts. Letâs say you were an unwary traveler who lingered too long on Waylon Parkway or Hegel Court without a Mauer-Dinklage Silver Card. Without so much as a âfreeze!â the guards would whip out their taggers and empty fourteen rounds in your sternum.
Granted, âtaggersâ were simple infrared guns, glorified TV remotes that wouldnât hurt a fly. But when you got home to check your email, youâd have fourteen pending lawsuits.
Indeed, the only resident without fear of drive-by liens was a local thaumatronics billionaire: Tomasz Jones. Not only was Tomasz too rich to worry about these things, but he was also dead.
But letâs ignore Tomaszâs bloated corpse at the bottom of a nearby river for the momentâhis mansion was downright sick. Hidden behind the bars of 1830 Finley Grove was a flowery neoclassical palace of columns and granite. Its pool came with its own fountain in the middle, girded by stone mermen with brass tridents. The untrimmed hedges at the bases of each window came with their own tiny ecosystems of colorful birds and bird-eating centipedes.
And more recently, its entrance came with its own one-legged elf, nervously hovering his forefinger over the doorbell.
Eraâs heart was beating fast and hard enough to knock him a degree forward with every pulsation. A less distracted elf would have been concerned and called a doctor later. But none of that mattered now, for Gena was somewhere on the other side of the door.
So, what were Eraâs oft-italicized thoughts to himself? Well, dear reader, I have some unfortunate news for you: weâll have to be on the outside looking in for the rest of this chapter.
[Ned Caratacus - Mute Internal Monologue]
[Eraâs thoughts are being kept to himself!]
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